You don't even know half of it. She makes me dress up in this harness thing made out of leather and chain. She keeps me locked in the basement as her sex life. The only time she lets me out is when she wants to spank me with a ping-pong paddle. She dresses in black boots and Victoria's Secret Underwear.

She makes me get down on my hands and knees and lick her boots and declare what a little worm I am and how I am not even worthy of licking her boots. She treats me normally, right?

It's a sad sad situation. It's getting to be more and more each day. help help LOL