Maybe Rita could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat by removing her head

I want to lose ten pounds. So I tracked Rita down on Facebook and sent her a friend request. It’s been four days with no response but if she accepts, I’m going to ask her to weigh me every Saturday in a crowded mall.
She Had an Attitude When I Gained Two Pounds
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Claire Franky
James Edward Young
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Oct 11, 2024
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Maybe Rita could lose 10 pounds of ugly fat by removing her head
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Written by James Edward Young1.6K Followers
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