I CALLED DIBS
This woman is no good because she has bad breath. She looks good from a distance but I’m telling you she’s definitely a fixer-upper. When she meets people for the first time, her breath is so bad they don’t know whether to offer her a stick of gum or some toilet paper. If you were to go into her mouth and take a swab for a petri dish you would discover over 700 different species of bacteria and fungus, the good the bad and the ugly. They try to live everywhere they can but through eating and brushing they usually end up in between the teeth where they are allowed to proliferate because who wants to go in there. Oh, the dentist tells you to go in there with dental floss and what is that supposed to do other than drive plaque and bacteria deeper between the teeth and the gum what can cause even more damage. Humans really are very amazing beings. We are constantly using our immune system fight off things that are trying to eat us and live off of us. We do pretty good most of the time but almost everything bad comes to us through our mouth . Air, food, liquid, and bacteria from everything we get off of those things. We can filter our air, we can eat organic food and dip it in salt and vinegar to wash off bacteria and mold when it enters the house and we can drink water that has been through a water purifier. There’s one flaw that we do have and it doesn’t get the attention that it deserves. Not to bore you but there might be as many as 300 pathogens that live in your mouth, that is bad bacteria. They live in your mouth and they make your breath stink and you don’t even know it. I haven’t been to the dentist but once since Covid started and my teeth squeak when you rub them. I decided I’m not going to go to the dentist and take off my mask and get Covid so I’m go to take care of my own teeth. I found this product called Tartarend toothpaste . This might sound like a commercial but I promise you it’s not. I am just a happy camper. It has to be powered onto your teeth with a real good toothbrush. I use the sonicare which is the best according to my dentist. I cleaned my teeth with this for a couple of weeks and I noticed that my teeth begin to feel like I just came back from the dentist and had a teeth cleaning. When I flossed there was no bleeding and when I ran my tongue over my teeth, my teeth felt great I go one step further. I get these little dental pics with the greens silicone to and ribs that’s made by Gum and I go in there and scrub each tooth front to back and back to front in between because those little areas where the teeth and the gum me in between your teeth is where all of your problems. You can besides that area with this dental pick. If it hurts — that’s good. Gently rub that area with the dental pick. I like to follow the whole procedure up by rinsing my mouth out and brushing my teeth with regular toothpaste and a soft bristle toothbrush and then flossing. It seems like overkill but I promise you it’s not because surprisingly every step produces more and more food that’s hiding in these tight areas.
But, I’ve been taking care of my teeth like this for a long time so my breath is always pure as the driven snow. Well maybe not in the morning because that’s when I brush my teeth again gently and use a water flosser with diluted peroxide I feel so sorry for this woman. Her breath is so bad they only let her hang out amongst these concrete blocks and not a single man would touch her with even a 10 foot pole because she has donkey breath. I hate to say it but it’s true. When she breathes on plants they just wither and die. I felt sorry for because she was so lonely so I decided to take her under my wing so to speak. I very delicately told her that the reason that she was a social outcast was because her breath could melt steel she was a total social outcast simply because of the mushrooms and rodents living between her teeth and her gumline. All I had to do was try to get her to use my technique on her mouth and her life would totally change. Now she’s walking around with minty fresh breath constantly and it’s probably good for her ego that men flirt with her now. They are probably just asking her out and stuff just to build up her ego after that lifetime of rejection. Hey, wait a minute. Why are you walking off with that tall good-looking guy. Why is he kissing you and why are you kissing him back ? Just because I said you had hella dog breath are you going to hold that against me? I called dibs on you. I took you in when you were just a fixer-upper. Oh well…. Who cares.?
