DEAR AGNES………….# 10
I LOVE SCARLETT JOHANNSON
When I tell you what I’ve done, you’re probably going to think that I’ve lost my mind. Well let me start at the beginning. I watched this show called HOT ONES. This show is great because I rather enjoy watching people voluntarily making themselves suffer. The host of the show sits at one end of a long table in the guest sits at the other end. In front of each participant is a row of hot sauces that get increasingly hot. They also have a role of delicious looking chicken wings that have been soaking in that sauce.
(Just a casual observation, but my face is beginning to sweat as though I am eating hot chili peppers right this minute.)
The guest and the host eat chicken wings together. As the wings get hotter and hotter it’s like a contest to try and not show that you are coming apart. Your hair is on fire, if you put ice in your mouth it only prolongs the agony. You can drink milk, eat honey, ice water, but nothing helps. Well I enjoy watching especially the guys. The guys regardless of their muscles break down like a little tiny female dog.
But yesterday, the guest was Scarlett Johansson. When I look at her, I think to myself, she is so beautiful. Just like in Mick Jagger’s song, just to look at her could make a grown man cry.
I have objected and shouted at the television set. No, you can’t do that to Scarlett Johansson you filthy bastards. But they did anyway. I think they went up the Scoville scale very quickly, just to test her .
She held her composure together very well until she got to one hot sauce called DA’ BOMB.
When you think about this hot sauce for a minute, it’s got concentrated hot sauce and it has a slight metallic taste. I bet whoever made this product is
real proud of themselves.They probably emptied a bunch of bear spray canisters into the product. Where else are you going to get concentrated capsicum. Well, not wanting to be bested by Scarlett Johansson, I went to Amazon and I ordered me a bottle of DA’ BOMB.
I recommend that everyone reading this article go to Amazon and get a bottle of this hot sauce. It only cost $14. You can afford it.
Are you going to allow yourself to be bested by a young pretty Swedish girl ?Of course your Swedish girl Agnes but if you eat the hot sauce yet? Never again will you be able to go to a Scarlett Johansson movie and hold your head up proud if you don’t eat some of this hot sauce.
I’ll make you a deal. I’m also going to make a deal with any body who is reading my letter to you. I will announce at time and a place where we can all try a spoonful of this hot sauce at the same time and simultaneously give a review.
My face is on fire right now, and I’m only talking about it. Come on man, if Scarlett can do it so can you and all of the medium readers that have balls.
Scarlett has balls, huge ones. Come on, are you all cowardly little mice ?
I know Claire would eat some of this on her bubble and squeek. Those Brits loves them some heat.
Da Bomb Hot Sauce Review
FROM PEPPER GEEK
Da Bomb Beyond Insanity hot sauce is a notorious player in the hot sauce world. It has a long-held spot on the Hot Ones show lineup, regularly causing panic in the show’s guests.
Honestly, Hot Ones wouldn’t be as great of a show without Da Bomb. It horrifies interviewees on a regular basis, so naturally, we had to see what it was like here at Pepper Geek.
Read our review of the new ‘Da Bomb Evolution’ from Hot Ones.
Da Bomb comes to us from a seemingly tiny store in Kansas City called “Spicin Foods.” We’re not sure how such a small manufacturer could make so many people suffer, yet they do.
In this article, we’ll give you our thoughts on Da Bomb hot sauce. I hope you enjoy the results of our pain.
