BUTT NAKED
# 9 — — — -A penpal competition between two loving friends.. @Love and James Edward Young
Butt naked
I don’ think it was ever the face that launched a thousand ships. I think it’s more likely that it was the ass that launched a thousand ships. Now I don’t care who you are — -man, woman or beast , that ass is cute ! ! !
I don’t know why. It’s just a muscle. It’s a very strong muscle because it does so much work. I’m just guessing, but I think that’s why it’s called an ass. I mean to say that one should look upon the work that a beast of burden would do, that is called in ass. Then you have a look at this muscle (oogah horn) which does all the heavy lifting on our bodies. I get the correlation. Why is there any particular attention paid to this muscle? It’s no different than any other muscle on the body. ( He says as he keeps scrolling up to take another gander.) I like your quads and your biceps but that muscle takes the cake.
I’m Sorry Love, if you think this a cheap trick, to use sex to attract readers to what I write. if you’re thinking that — — you are damn straight………….My mama didn’t raise no fool. You too can use whatever tools you can think of and so should I. The only thing is, every time I throw down the gauntlet, you scare the crap out of me with your reply. When this literary battle, so to speak, is over, we should meet on the battlefield and smoke cigars and drink champagne and tell war stories. The only problem is that will never happen because these stories will never ever stop. — — — — I’m dying to see what you write to me next.I believe you are number 10.
There is a thing, I love about women. Women know how to be selectively objective. I can show this image to any woman and ask if she would rate whether or not that would be a good looking ass. I would ask you Love, on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate that ass?
Some might simply say, I think that is a very nice derrière. A few might say, look at all that peach fuzz. I would shave that off if I was her . Some might say that it pooches out too far. You’re not always going to get a good objective critique from a woman because there could be jealousy. I mean jealousy can cloud judgment, am I right? I mean, in my opinion, this ass is a 10. Every woman in the world is wondering how their ass measures up.I can almost hear the frantic clattering of mirrors as I speak. This is where you need to take a man’s point of view. If your man loves you, I guarantee he is going to love your ass. This is a way better direction then — — - you have a great ass, so therefore, I now love you.
Nobody but nobody can have the above ass. The girl that is the proud owner of that ass is going to chew you up and spit you out if you get close to “it”. Everybody, men, some women, children, dogs, farm animals are going to want that ass. Don’t ask me why. It’s not like you could possess it. You can’t eat it, but you can bite it.
(Oh, if only…………as he bites his bottom lip while making sucking air sounds)
You are constantly going to be having your idiot bird-dog friends trying to get near to that. When I was a kid, I had a swimming pool and some guys would only show up in the summer. I called them my “fairweather” friends. You really need to be suspicious of your friends who don’t care so much for you, but they put up with you because they are your “ your wife has a great ass “ friends. They wish you would die so they can have that ass. Men have no moral code at all . When they have a drink and a look, I turn into a complete idiot. (oops) I mean “they” …
Such a girl should be named Fanny. Songs could be written about how everybody wants to kiss my Fanny.
If you think a girl can open a door with just a smile she can also do it with a great ass. I’m going to tell you something about men. Just looking at that thing, gives me surges in oxytocin and every other “tocin” that a guy has.
It is not a matter of intelligence, that was put into us by nature. Men should not be judged because they turn into complete idiots when they see a beautiful derrière and get glassy eyed and began to drool.
That was put into us by nature, so it’s God’s wish that men act like idiots around that thing which will burn your fingers bad if we dare to touch it. Some men would look at that and fall completely in love. The woman could be a serial killer but that’s okay. We’ll work out all those tiny little problems later. Meanwhile, I love your ass. If women knew what guys were thinking when they see a great ass, they would never stop slapping us. Once I heard somebody ask somebody else why they stayed with the person that was hurting them so badly….
She answered, why not be honest, she has a really great ass.
Truth be told when I was 17, I think I was unduly influenced by my 16-year-old girlfriend’s physical traits. (ass). I, honest to God don’t think I liked her, but at the time, I couldn’t see that. I mistook a great ass for love. For 13 years I tried to make that ass work for me. That ass broke my heart. Funny thing though, when a person is overly impressed by something as silly as a physical trait. He may not realize that to do that is a fool’s paradise. There is no substance at all to judge a person on anything other than a happy approach to life. Life is more than the hokey Pokey and also more then a gorgeous ass which will sag and droop with time. I would like to think that I am only being judged for my positive outlook on life, my opportunity to love and support people that I care about and love, my sense of humor, my ability to deep dive into my emotions, and my ability to connect with my universe through my writing.
I fell down on my butt the other day. I asked my wife to take a picture , so I could see how badly I was bruised. That’s when I got a good look at my ass. To think I might be only judged on the gorgeousness of my ass is so demoralizing. .I’m going to have to write a poem called –” My Ass, my ass, what ever — became of my ass”
I realize now, just how much my wife loves me. Not only did she look directly at the ass, but she accepts my ass, just as it is right now, and even took a photograph of it, and she didn’t even fall “out of love” with me. I mean as asses go, my ass is definitely raggedy. If you have a raggedy ass and your mate still loves you, that is true love baby.
I stand tall among my fellow man and I’m proud and I hold my head up high and I wear my formidable ass with extreme pride with the knowledge that I am master of my domain. You want to know my reason — I owe it all to assology. Yes, that’s right. I owe everything I am, all that I’ve achieved through studying the technical aspects of excellent asses Versus regular garden-variety asses.
There ya go Love.. As you can see, I will do anything I can to grab all of the fame and fortune and adoration of all of the millions of people that are reading our back-and-forth correspondence. People will see my story about asses and they will see me as such a humanitarian working for the good of all mankind. Protection from the scourge of a beautiful ass is a danger that should be addressed . I mean when you think about it, when people read this they’re going to stop worrying about what their ass looks like. All of the cute assed people can just go shopping for space panties, because they think their asses out of this world. All of those people are a bunch of ass hats anyway.
Claire Franky — -just because
